Bronana Point System


The Bronana Point System
Developed by Zenoda Inc. and Hank Bananas

Welcome fellow Bronanas, thrill seekers, and the random grandmother that clicked on the wrong link.  You’ve discovered the holy banana grail.  The words listed below will tell you all about the new Bronana point system at Hank Bananas’ stream.  Confused already?  That’s okay.  Just keep reading on.  See as you’re just hanging out and having fun in the stream—as long as you are a follower (AKA Bronana) of the channel—you’re building points (AKA Bananas).  And this article will explain everything you need to know, so you can get back to Hank’s stream or continue surfing the web for kinky porn.  So sit back, relax, grab your favorite snack and continue on.

THE BANANA POINT SYSTEM
You’re probably saying to yourself, “How the hell does this point system work?” or maybe “Why does my room smell like dirty feet?”  Well, this paragraph can’t answer the latter question, but the former is easy.  While you’re hanging with Hank and the rest of the Bronanas, in the background, you’re also banking “Bananas.”  So the longer you stay and watch the show and the more times you come back, the more Bananas you will earn.  Now you’re probably thinking, “So what?  So I’m earning Bananas.  It’s not like I can take them down to the local store and buy food, or water, or entertainment, or bubblegum, or stationary, or even prophylactics.”  And though that may be correct, there are other prizes (discussed a little later) that can be obtained with your Bananas, so keep an eye on your total and spend those suckers however you see fit.  So how do you check your Banana total?  By typing !bananas in chat and that will send a message to the Bronana Bot to spit out your total.  Easy, right?  Of course.  But before you go straight to the prize section of this article, there are other ways to earn even more Bananas, besides just hanging out.

GAMES & BETTING
Interactive games and competitions are being developed every day at the HankBananas studio of Laughs and Stupidity and you can be a part of it.  Doesn’t that just warm your heart or tickle your nether regions?  Of course it does.  So on top of just watching, Hank will hold various games for extra points like guessing a movie from an audio track or guessing if the fantastic music you hear is from vintage porn.  Many games are being added every day so be sure not to miss a broadcast and your chance to make a few extra Bananas in the process.  But wait, that’s not all.  Also in the works is a shiny new betting system!  Do you sit at home wishing you could go to a casino and throw away all your money?  But you’re either not old enough or too lazy?  Not a problem.  You’ll be able to gamble away all your Bananas or increase your Bananas, depending on how lucky you are.  The betting system will open up when Hank takes on a level boss or other various challenges, and if you think he’ll get his ass kicked or fall off a ledge, then bet against him.  If you think he’s awesome—just like the rest of the world—then bet on him.  No matter the outcome, fun and hysterics will be had.  And if you do throw away all your Bananas on a bet, no need to worry, spending time in the channel will simply earn those Bananas right back.

PROPER ETIQUETTE 
Before we get to the prizes, let’s talk about proper etiquette.  Something no Bronana has, especially Hank.  But don’t fret, just read on to find out how to properly handle yourself during one of these various competitions.  A raffle will be held in chat to become a contestant in a game.  And if you win—you lucky dog you—you get to play.  Hank will personally call out your name and ask you questions.  So now’s the time to actually pay attention to the stream, and if you don’t answer the questions when asked (within a reasonable amount of time) the contest will choose another contestant and move on.  Each of your various answers should have Hank tagged in chat.  What does that mean?  Add a @hankbananas in your answer somewhere and you’ll automatically tag him, so he can see your response better.  Yay…for paying attention and playing by the rules. 

But what if you don’t win the raffle and don’t become a contestant.  Yes, life at times will take a pie and smash you right in the face with it, but that doesn’t mean you should be angry, or sad, or excited in ways no one wants to know.  Why?  Because there are always other competitions coming up in that stream or future streams and odds are you’ll be picked eventually to have some fun.  Also, if you don’t win a chance to play, no need to call out the answer in chat if you know it like some Tourette patient on crack.  If you know the answer, just breathe and wait.  If the contestant gives the wrong answer or doesn’t know the answer, Hank might just give some Bananas to the first person that types it in chat.  So be patient.  Be proper.  Be cool.  And pay attention. 

BRONANA PRIZES
You really didn’t read any of the above did you?  You skipped all the funny, and vital information in the above paragraphs, didn’t you?  Eh.  You won’t be the first, and you certainly won’t be the last.  So let’s get down to the real reason you’re here.  You don’t care about games or porn or betting or background bots that are stealing your identity and buying every season of Glee on Blu-ray with your credit card.  Of course you don’t.  You’re just worried about what you can get out of the system.  And aren’t we all?  Well here’s the list of current goodies you can spend your Bananas on (this list is organic and can add, subtract, or change prizes at any time).  SPECIAL NOTE: Do not type any of the commands in chat unless you are certain you want to spend your Bananas on something.  There are no refunds.  This isn’t Wal-Mart.  Once your Bananas are subtracted from your total, they are gone and spent.  Enjoy the prizes, Bronanas; you guys/gals are worth it.

Request a song
Bananas required = 1300
Type in chat: !songrequest <input song title here>
Hank likes to play a few songs as an intro to every stream.  Well now you can be part of his intro by requesting a song from his vast library of music or from a music video on YouTube (a link will need to be supplied).  He’ll introduce the song like a drugged out radio DJ and mention that everyone can enjoy or be upset for the next few minutes because of you.  Doesn’t that sound like fun?  Of course it does.  NOTE: The song will be played on the next broadcast, so be mindful of Hank’s starting time if you want to hear your name and song.

Play with Hank day
Bananas required = 4000
Type in chat: !viewerday
Hank will hold a play with viewers stream on a day selected by him.  If you’d like to be part of this and will be able to play, then this prize is for you.  Just think of all the fun you’ll have shooting Hank dead, or slicing him into little pieces, or crushing him in a race.  The bragging rights alone will get you into the hottest clubs around the world.  People will just throw themselves at your feet because your video game skills.  It’s everything you ever needed to be awesome in life.

Shout-out Weekend
Bananas required = 6500
Type in chat: !shoutout
Do you want to be the talk of the town?  Do you want people to start whispering your name in secret circles?  Well then you’ve definitely come to the wrong place, because this prize is for people who want to hear me continuously call out their name for an entire weekend.  The stream, the followers, the games, the competitions, and even the jokes will be brought to the viewers by you!  That’s right.  You.  You will be the stream’s sponsor for an entire weekend.  Did a ridiculous death occur?  Well you sponsored it.  Did Hank crush an extremely hard boss?  You sponsored that too.  So if you’re looking for vanity, this is the prize for you.

Private command for a month
Bananas required = 16000
Type in chat: !commando
Do you like seeing those ridiculous commands pop up from Moobot?  Or do you hate seeing Moobot pop up every stream?  Well now you’ll be in control of what he says for one month.  You get your own personalized command for Moobot.  Will it be a command that announces your presence in chat?  Or a command that announces your departure?  Or maybe it’s just some random mess you threw together while drunk.  Either way, it’s your command and it sticks around for a month.  NOTE: pornographic and vulgar commands will be purged by Hank.  Also note, Hank is not responsible for Moobot taking a coffee break whenever he feels like it.

Moderator for a Weekend
Bananas required = 20000
Type in chat: !mod
This is it.  You’ve hit the big time.  Do you have dreams of pushing people around in Hank’s stream?  Do you envision yourself as a moderator with a humongous stick that will beat down random viewers for no reason?  Fantastic!  Then take that crappy attitude somewhere else.  But if you want to help Moderate the channel for a weekend with kindness and humor, then this is the prize for you.  Everything you say will now come prepackaged with a shiny sword next to your name…for an entire weekend!  SPECIAL NOTE: Remember, what Hank giveth, he can taketh away.  Own up to your new responsibilities.  If you abuse them in any way, they will be removed without question.  And remember, Moobot and Hank love you.

Giftcard
Bananas required = 24000
Type in chat: !giftcard
Have you been with the Bronanas for an extremely long time and feel as though you need a good pat on the ass?  Well this is Hank’s way of giving you a gentle tap on the behind and then a very long, uncomfortable hug.  Here’s the best part, you get to choose from a XBOX live, PSN, or STEAM giftcard!  NOTE: a giftcard for either Xbox live or PSN is only valid in North America, as these are the only ones available to Hank.  STEAM giftcards work around the world.  So choose wisely.

Hank Bananas T-Shirt
Bananas required = **Currently out of stock**
Type in chat: !tshirt
Well Bronana, you’ve done it.  You’ve become an ultimate Bronana and have stayed with the channel for an extremely long time.  Your name will be forever cemented into the Bronana hall of fame.  People will see you walking the streets and whisper to each other of your greatness.  Why?  Because you’re wearing a brand new Hank Bananas T-Shirt!  For your time spent with the Bronanas, Hank will gladly ship one of his current designed shirts around the world and directly into your hands.  Thank you for enjoying the Bronana family so much and for your support.  Moobot definitely loves you…and so does Hank.  NOTE: T-shirts will come in size large.  If other sizes are available, then Hank will ship your size

DENOUEMENT
That’s it Bronana.  You’ve read and absorbed your fill of pertinent information today.  Feel free to now veg out on the couch and watch Hank’s stream without the necessity of learning or processing another thought.  Thank you for reading.  But before you go, there’s one more very important thing that must be addressed.  If you like the idea of the Bronana point system and the games and the competitions, then send Zenoda all of your love by saying thank you to him.  For he is the man behind the system.  So please take a moment to send him a tweet with a simple thank you or if you see him in chat, tell him you love him.

MOD Commands
!bananas
This command allows a viewer to check their current Bananas amount.
!bananas (add or remove) <user name> [point amount]  
This command above, allows you to add or remove points during a stream.  Use this for competitions and the like.

!betstart
This command opens up the betting game.
!betclose
This command closes the betting game.
!betwin [point amount]
This command allows a viewer only during an open bet to place a winning bet on Hank.
!betlose [point amount]
This command allows a viewer only during an open bet to place a losing bet on Hank.
!betoutcomewin
This command tells the Bot the outcome of the bet (Hank won) and adds or removes points to viewers.
!betoutcomelose

This command tells the Bot the outcome of the bet (Hank lost) and adds or removes points to viewers.