Saturday, February 15, 2014

Book Review - The Amateurs


The Amateurs is a thriller about ordinary people trying to take an illegal bite out of society and the terrible consequences thereafter.

STORY:
Four friends: Alex, a bartender with too many bills and family trouble; Mitch, a doorman with self-esteem issues; Ian, a degenerate cocaine addict; and Jenn, a travel agent looking for excitement, decide it's time to take back what society owes them.  With a seemingly indestructible plan and absolutely no idea how to carry it out, the four misfits attempt to rob a bundle of cash from a mobster.  Think a mix of Tower Heist, Horrible Bosses, and Foolproof, but much better with a more serious tone.  Consequences, liquid filled tubes, terrible bets, and stupidity ensue.

"If we would've known snorting coke out of a dust buster was illegal, none of us 
would've broke into that house and stuck toothbrushes in our ass."

THOUGHTS:
Marcus Sakey (Author) essentially takes four ordinary people and throws them into an extraordinary circumstance.  What could possibly go wrong when four friends—who seem to have never watched an episode of CSI—draw up the perfect plan to rob an ex-mobster named Johnny Love?  In short?  Everything and anything.  But the real pull of the novel isn't the crime itself or the terrible effects of trying to steal a better life.  It's the characters.  Each personality is cleverly written with distinct differences and life problems, adding depth to each protagonist.

Sometimes when reading a novel or watching a movie, the main protagonist can be a little tough to relate too.  But Sakey's brilliance is writing four main protagonists and letting you choose to root for one or all of them.  Will you get behind good-looking Alex, a divorced father having trouble with child support payments?  Maybe lonely Mitch is more your speed, because he has that special someone in his life that he can't seem to ever obtain.  Then there's Ian, the rich stockbroker who snorts every single paycheck and tends to bet on the losing team almost exclusively.  If none of them hold your interest, than how about Jenn.  She's a thirty something travel agent that just needs a little adventure in life, because going to the same job everyday has grown increasingly stale.  Each and every character gets his or her own backstory, adding a flavor for every reader's taste.

"Are you sure this is going work?  I thought you needed a styrofoam cup on the 
end of this or something?" 

The story premise remains believable because each of the four have motive for taking the loot.  Whether it's to keep a family together, to stay alive, or just to try and be happy.  It's all here for them to contemplate and for the reader to easily understand, because there isn't a single person out there who hasn't thought about taking the easy route in life.  The story also remains grounded.  Sakey doesn't overdo it by throwing millions of bucks into the mix.  The ending balance is just enough to give each of them a fresh life to venture into.  Haven't you ever thought, "If I just had about fifty grand, I could pay off all those credit cards I've maxed on porn subscriptions."  Sure you have.  And if the chance to do so seemed easy enough with virtually no way of getting caught, wouldn't you take it?  But there's the catch: nothing is ever as easy as it seems.

The chapters switch from each character's point of view, letting you dive into their minds up until the heist.  This adds a level of drama on top of the suspense of getting caught.  Then the four are in the thick of it and—BAM—the littlest thing changes the outcome and it’s a constant uphill battle to keep themselves and the ones they love, alive.  The plot is equal parts thriller, comedy, and drama.  And after part two you'll realize the novel isn't all sunshine and rainbows.  If you're interested in heist stories or novels about ordinary people getting caught up in unbelievable circumstances, then this book is a no-brainer.

"You're the final vote.  Dodgeball, Trading Places, or Ferris Bueller's Day off?"

Now, not only are the four worried about the cops and dangerous men, but stealing money and having four people in on the plan presents complications on their friendship.  If one person were to get caught, would they betray the other three?  This is where moral decisions and true friendships come into play.  What if your true friend had a load of cash in their hands or a gun to their head, and to be set free, all they had to do was cough up your name.  Would they do it?  But the story doesn't only revolve around trust.  There's also a love triangle adding tension, family issues, and addictions, all adding upon the strenuous mess the foursome fall into.

"Hey, don't worry about looking like a preschooler.  I just crapped my pants, so we're about even." 

AND THEN THERE'S PART THREE:
If there's one spot the book slows, it'll be just after part three begins.  (Part one deals with the plan.  Part two contains the heist and part three is the aftermath.)  Typically in a novel you're privy to one character's inner monologue, but when you're dealing with four main protagonists, now you've quadrupled your inner thoughts.  So instead of the plot moving forward, the first couple of chapters tend to stay stuck in each character's head, as they attempt to work things out, before making their next move.  Also weighing down the ending is some the action chapters have punch lines that are way too predictable and cliché.  You'll already know what the last line of the chapter will be even pages away.  But the lull in the narrative is just the calm before the ending storm.  So don't let those few chapters dissuade your decision to read the book.

"Yes, hello.  Don't be alarmed.  I may look like the guy that ruined the future of both Deadpool 
and Green Lantern, but I assure you...I'm not him."
"I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about, Sir.  No one here ordered a pizza.  So beat it."   

CONCLUSION:
Marcus Sakey's The Amateurs is filled with wonderful prose, exceptional character building, and a great premise.  If only the last part would've kept the momentum going, then the rating would've been a full five stars.  So if heists, drugs, love, family, and friendship issues are your taste, then this story will sit happily in your collection.  Or you could just head to the nearest library and get all the wonderful items listed above…for free.

4 out of 5 stars (minus a star for the lull in part three)

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